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                        An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman (1 viewing) (1) Guest
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                        An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 17 Years, 11 Months ago  
                        An Ode to Knutstorp
                        by Gee-Deman

                        Last night we raced on Knutstorp,
                        A bumpy track you know,
                        It made my man breast flip and flop,
                        you should have seen them go!
                        I had to push my eyeballs back in,
                        they kept on shaking out,
                        I slipped and slopped my sausage,
                        it wobbled all about,
                        Dose lost some teeth he reckons,
                        I found them on the track,
                        When he found that I had got them,
                        He Said "Giff fme my teef back!"
                        So ...If you race on Knutstorp,
                        Your best to wear a bra,
                        Keep your mouth closed tightly,
                        or your teeth will bite the tar!

                        The End.
                         
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                        Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 17 Years, 11 Months ago  
                        Oh Great Geedee---thou art a regular Sloppy-speare---you're command of the language is impressive and the flow and lilt of your poetry lends credence to your drifting abilities.

                        We who are about to drive--salute you---a true Gladiator of Grammatical Gymnastics
                         
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                        Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 17 Years, 11 Months ago  
                        EXORBITANT!!!
                        Incomparable!!!
                        Incredebile!!
                        famous!!





                        U are the one!!





                        Beitrag geändert von: PrinzTT, am: 2007/08/20 21:21<br><br>Beitrag ge&auml;ndert von: PrinzTT, am: 2007/08/20 21:21
                         
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                        Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 17 Years, 11 Months ago  
                        Coming from an incredible artist like you that is indeed a complement dear sir . I shall continue wearing your creations around me with great pride and passion and hope that they perform as good as they look or I will crash it into the nearest wall or tree , he he.

                        I trust those explosions on your message are not trying to blow me up ? Very pretty and again creative .
                         
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                        Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 17 Years, 11 Months ago  
                        Bill your such a nice Dragon, not the 'Be wary of me or I'll chew ya balls of brat' kind of a guy that I first though you were.

                        Though because of your unusual niceness I think there could be an ulterior motive here, your after my stash of Sloppy Sausages! Aren't ya buddy?

                        Just keep the compliments coming and I may slip you a sausage or 2. I bet the drivers with dirty minds have a field day with that one Bill?

                        But I mean it in the way you would your slip a dog a sausage when he is at the dinner table, or slip your girlfriend a sausage when she is hungry and begging for it ...OK? Not in a dirty or perverted way at all.
                         
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