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                      An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman (1 viewing) (1) Guest
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                      An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 1 Month ago  
                      An Ode to Knutstorp
                      by Gee-Deman

                      Last night we raced on Knutstorp,
                      A bumpy track you know,
                      It made my man breast flip and flop,
                      you should have seen them go!
                      I had to push my eyeballs back in,
                      they kept on shaking out,
                      I slipped and slopped my sausage,
                      it wobbled all about,
                      Dose lost some teeth he reckons,
                      I found them on the track,
                      When he found that I had got them,
                      He Said "Giff fme my teef back!"
                      So ...If you race on Knutstorp,
                      Your best to wear a bra,
                      Keep your mouth closed tightly,
                      or your teeth will bite the tar!

                      The End.
                       
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                      Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 1 Month ago  
                      Oh Great Geedee---thou art a regular Sloppy-speare---you're command of the language is impressive and the flow and lilt of your poetry lends credence to your drifting abilities.

                      We who are about to drive--salute you---a true Gladiator of Grammatical Gymnastics
                       
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                      Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 1 Month ago  
                      EXORBITANT!!!
                      Incomparable!!!
                      Incredebile!!
                      famous!!





                      U are the one!!





                      Beitrag geändert von: PrinzTT, am: 2007/08/20 21:21<br><br>Beitrag ge&auml;ndert von: PrinzTT, am: 2007/08/20 21:21
                       
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                      Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 1 Month ago  
                      Coming from an incredible artist like you that is indeed a complement dear sir . I shall continue wearing your creations around me with great pride and passion and hope that they perform as good as they look or I will crash it into the nearest wall or tree , he he.

                      I trust those explosions on your message are not trying to blow me up ? Very pretty and again creative .
                       
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                      Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 1 Month ago  
                      Bill your such a nice Dragon, not the 'Be wary of me or I'll chew ya balls of brat' kind of a guy that I first though you were.

                      Though because of your unusual niceness I think there could be an ulterior motive here, your after my stash of Sloppy Sausages! Aren't ya buddy?

                      Just keep the compliments coming and I may slip you a sausage or 2. I bet the drivers with dirty minds have a field day with that one Bill?

                      But I mean it in the way you would your slip a dog a sausage when he is at the dinner table, or slip your girlfriend a sausage when she is hungry and begging for it ...OK? Not in a dirty or perverted way at all.
                       
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