Hi spleencheesemonkey (interesting name

)
please try again a new installation, but use the altbierbude_en... NOT the pilsbierbude_en...
Use this link for more Information (unfortunately in German, but easy to understand/translate with google):
http://wiki.bierbuden.de/GTLInstallation
If it fails again, please join Teamspeak and we will bring you on the ABB GTL servers.
Regards,
dikl
p.s. we are just preparing a big event for the weekend, but I am available tomorrow or on Friday night. Please send a PM to me with your proposal.