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                        Ode to Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman (1 viewing) (1) Guest
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                        Ode to Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 17 Years, 11 Months ago  
                        An Ode to Knutstorp
                        by Gee-Deeman

                        Last night we raced on Knutstorp,
                        A bumpy track you know,
                        It made my man breasts flip and flop,
                        you should have seen them go!
                        I had to push my eyeballs back in,
                        they kept on shaking out,
                        I slipped and slopped my sausage,
                        it wobbled all about,
                        Dose lost some teeth he reckons,
                        I found them on the track,
                        When he found that I had got them,
                        He Said 'Giff fme my teef back!'
                        So ...If you race on Knutstorp,
                        Your best to wear a bra,
                        Keep your mouth closed tightly,
                        or your teeth will bite the tar!

                        The End.<br><br>Post edited by: Geedee, at: 2007/08/19 15:09
                         
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                        Re:Ode to Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 17 Years, 11 Months ago  
                        Hehe, nice one

                        Who needs Shakespeare, Goethe or Schiller when we have Gee-Deeman here
                         
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                        Re:Ode to Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 17 Years, 11 Months ago  
                        Thanketh thee O' spooky Jooky,
                        You really are so kind,
                        But I do not know what rot I wrote,
                        as I am fuppin'blind!

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