So that's why it snowed in Peru. I fart in your general direction. Do not make me taunt you a second time!
In Canada we like to wrap our sasuage's in back bacon and deep fry em in maple syrup. They're called beaver tails. Gas so bad I can make my own aurora borealis. Good to hear your turning laps again. Pikes Peak might be a little too bumpy with a cracked banjo but its oh soo sloppy!

We Canadians just crack ourselves up---lol---Good job Mr F----D

So Forsythe, it's the Canadians fault for all the wind Britain has had recently and not me thought it smelt a bit sweet and syrupy ! Bugger! I was just enjoying the notoriety for the blame of that and the 'Sloppy Sausage' phrase, if it's not the Americans steeling ones thunder it's the Canadians getting in on the act now !

Take your m8 Dragon for instance , what is a Dragon doing in Canada ? He should be here in England scaring the Welsh and getting a sword thrust at him by a kindly Knight ! But no! Canada steels him from us and teaches him how to race cars, how American is that ?

We have fried or grilled sausages wrapped in bacon here also . We call them pigs in blankets or just simply sausage wrapped in bacon . We don't have Maple Syrup, we have Heinz Tomato sauce or HP Brown Sauce to pour or dip ours in . The Brown Sauce is great for cleaning as it strips the dirt off ! No sissy syrup for us It puts the fire in ya belly . No self respecting English Dragon would be without a bottle!

I’ll send you a bottle by air mail Dragon and you can rekindle the old fire!