An Ode to Knutstorp
by Gee-Deman
Last night we raced on Knutstorp,
A bumpy track you know,
It made my man breast flip and flop,
you should have seen them go!
I had to push my eyeballs back in,
they kept on shaking out,
I slipped and slopped my sausage,
it wobbled all about,
Dose lost some teeth he reckons,
I found them on the track,
When he found that I had got them,
He Said "Giff fme my teef back!"
So ...If you race on Knutstorp,
Your best to wear a bra,
Keep your mouth closed tightly,
or your teeth will bite the tar!
The End.
