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                    Ode To The E-Type Jag Event by Gee-eeman (0 viewing) 
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                    Ode To The E-Type Jag Event by Gee-eeman 17 Years, 10 Months ago  
                    An Ode To The E-Type Jag Event.
                    By Gee-Deeman.


                    What a Jag race I had last night,
                    It really was a farce!
                    First of all I had forgot to fuel,
                    What a silly arse!

                    On Lap 28 my next pit stop,
                    I got a fuppin’ shock!
                    The options on the menu board,
                    Were all feckin’ locked!

                    A ‘Stop/Go penalty I must have had,
                    But no warning that I had got one,
                    So I just sat there for this Stop n’ Go,
                    Then foot down I was gone!

                    Alas I still needed some fuel,
                    So back in the pits next lap,
                    I filled the tank and got some tyres,
                    While taking a little nap.

                    Then out again into the race,
                    But I was at the back,
                    Oops I was a naughty lad,
                    I had cut the track.

                    Another Stop n’ Go I got,
                    Bugga, fupp, feckin’ sh*te,
                    Could this race get any worse?
                    What a silly night!

                    But I still enjoyed myself,
                    Though my problems many to tell,
                    I was driving my little heart out,
                    I really drove quite well.

                    I steered around the hairpin …OUCH!
                    Is it night or day?
                    Semmel in his light blue Jag,
                    Was going the wrong WAY!

                    Suspension broke, was this a joke,
                    Am I on a candid camera show?
                    I pressed escape I’d had enough,
                    …it was time to go!

                    The END, he he
                     
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