I posted the following on the English part of the forum and did not get any response. Come on drivers don't be shy!
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Hey you guys,
about time you all got your mug-shots on the Bude.
It doesn't matter what you look like!
If your cool
or you have a facial tick
or a happy dude
or a dopey guy
or you don't have teeth
or you are siting on 'piles' (haemorrhoids) while driving
or what colour you are due to being born that way
or because you are sea-sick even aliens are welcome
(not alien cars though). If you have a bong eye
no worries we'll love ya! You may be in need of company cos your a lonely little bugga
or you may be a bit shy
or wear make up (though your not a girl)
Just send that photo in!
Surprise us with your face
and make us all happy
that we know what you look like and make us all head over heels in laughter
So don't be a tight arse
show your face (the best side preferably
) and we'll all whistle
a happy tune while we drive with you.
Go on be a
don't be
or embarrassed
let' face it
I'm no oil painting
Ya gonna do it dude .mmmmph!
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