I though you may like to read this: 
 
 
I asked my youngest son if he would build me a new computer, so he choose and priced the parts for me. All I had to do was to go ahead and order them from E-Buyer. 
 
 
A few days later he asked me if all of the order had been delivered. I sent him a text message to say that everything had been received except the graphics card. The only thing was, he he, is that I wrote it in what we call pigeon English so it looked like it was written in German. 
 
 
As you know I cannot speak or write German but for some strange reason my son thought I could 

  and it took him a hell of a long time to work out what I said, he he.
 
 
This is the text message I sent him:
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Yo de Chupberger, zee gudzen onderzorder frimmel zer E-Buyermeister hazuncumn. Schtilunt vaytung furzerdas Graphicowzin Cardenspiegel doh. Yah frum darh.
English translation is:
Hi there Chupman, the goods on order from E-Buyer have not come. Still waiting for the Graphics Card doh. Yo from Dad.
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I hope this has not offended any of you and hope it only makes you laugh.
 
 
Gordon aka Gee-Deeman 
