I posted the following on the English part of the forum and did not get any response. Come on drivers don't be shy!
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Hey you guys,
about time you all got your mug-shots on the Bude.
It doesn't matter what you look like!
If your cool 

 or you have a facial tick 

 or a happy dude 

 or a dopey guy 

 or you don't have teeth 

 or you are siting on 'piles' (haemorrhoids) while driving 

 or what colour you are due to being born that way 

 or because you are sea-sick even aliens are welcome 

 (not alien cars though). If you have a bong eye 

 no worries we'll love ya! You may be in need of company cos your a lonely little bugga 

 or you may be a bit shy 

 or wear make up (though your not a girl) 

 Just send that photo in!
Surprise us with your face 

 and make us all happy 

 that we know what you look like and make us all head over heels in laughter 
 
 
So don't be a tight arse 

 show your face (the best side preferably 

 ) and we'll all whistle 

 a happy tune while we drive with you.
Go on be a 

 don't be 

 or embarrassed 

 let' face it 

 I'm no oil painting 
 
 
Ya gonna do it dude .mmmmph! 
