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                          An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman (0 viewing) 
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                          An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 3 Months ago  
                          An Ode to Knutstorp
                          by Gee-Deman

                          Last night we raced on Knutstorp,
                          A bumpy track you know,
                          It made my man breast flip and flop,
                          you should have seen them go!
                          I had to push my eyeballs back in,
                          they kept on shaking out,
                          I slipped and slopped my sausage,
                          it wobbled all about,
                          Dose lost some teeth he reckons,
                          I found them on the track,
                          When he found that I had got them,
                          He Said "Giff fme my teef back!"
                          So ...If you race on Knutstorp,
                          Your best to wear a bra,
                          Keep your mouth closed tightly,
                          or your teeth will bite the tar!

                          The End.
                           
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                          Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 3 Months ago  
                          Oh Great Geedee---thou art a regular Sloppy-speare---you're command of the language is impressive and the flow and lilt of your poetry lends credence to your drifting abilities.

                          We who are about to drive--salute you---a true Gladiator of Grammatical Gymnastics
                           
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                          Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 3 Months ago  
                          EXORBITANT!!!
                          Incomparable!!!
                          Incredebile!!
                          famous!!





                          U are the one!!





                          Beitrag geändert von: PrinzTT, am: 2007/08/20 21:21<br><br>Beitrag ge&auml;ndert von: PrinzTT, am: 2007/08/20 21:21
                           
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                          Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 3 Months ago  
                          Coming from an incredible artist like you that is indeed a complement dear sir . I shall continue wearing your creations around me with great pride and passion and hope that they perform as good as they look or I will crash it into the nearest wall or tree , he he.

                          I trust those explosions on your message are not trying to blow me up ? Very pretty and again creative .
                           
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                          Re:An Ode To Knutstorp by Gee-Deeman 18 Years, 3 Months ago  
                          Bill your such a nice Dragon, not the 'Be wary of me or I'll chew ya balls of brat' kind of a guy that I first though you were.

                          Though because of your unusual niceness I think there could be an ulterior motive here, your after my stash of Sloppy Sausages! Aren't ya buddy?

                          Just keep the compliments coming and I may slip you a sausage or 2. I bet the drivers with dirty minds have a field day with that one Bill?

                          But I mean it in the way you would your slip a dog a sausage when he is at the dinner table, or slip your girlfriend a sausage when she is hungry and begging for it ...OK? Not in a dirty or perverted way at all.
                           
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